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-#YunoHost is a server operating system aiming to make self-hosting accessible to everyone.
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+Self-hosting for you, mom
+Haters gonna host
+I host myself, b*tches
+Go host yourself !
+Get off of my cloud
+Host me I'm famous
+Try Internet
+How I met your server
+sudo internet --debug
+how_about_no@hotmail.com
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-You will also be able to extend your server's capabilities by installing [**apps**](/apps) with one click.
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Software
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-Based on [Debian GNU/Linux](http://www.debian.org/index.en.html) (wheezy), YunoHost comes with the following free software:
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-* [Nginx](http://nginx.org/)
-* [Postfix](http://www.postfix.org/)
-* [Metronome](http://www.lightwitch.org/metronome)
-* [OpenLDAP](http://www.openldap.org/)
-* [Dovecot](http://www.dovecot.org/)
-* [dspam](http://nuclearelephant.com/)
-* [Amavis](http://amavis.org/)
-* [Bind](https://www.isc.org/downloads/bind/)
-* [Tahoe-LAFS](https://tahoe-lafs.org/trac/tahoe-lafs)
-* [SSOwat](https://github.com/Kloadut/SSOwat)
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-YunoHost automatically configures all these of applications at installation, unifying their usage through a [web interface](/admin) or via the command-line interface called "[moulinette](/moulinette)".
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Security
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-Every protocol used in YunoHost is secured by default. You will get a self-signed certificate automatically for every served domain.
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-Moreover, all of the software used in YunoHost is composed of known free and open-source projects, meaning that they are less likely to be vulnerable to security flaws.
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-A firewall is also deployed at installation, protecting you from undesirable and dangerous connections.
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Enjoy your apps and make your little corner of Internet